Ah, The Bachelorette. The light at the end of the tunnel that’s helped us all feel a little less icky watching the Bachelor date 25 women simultaneously season after season. The show that turns the tables and objectifies emotional, scantily-clad, booze-fueled men. The show that suggests that women are capable of making decisions about their lives and relationships. The show that implies that maybe – just maybe – a woman can have overnight dates with three guys and be treated as no more and no less deserving of love and respect than a man who has three overnight dates…
Obviously, when a show starts supporting crazy ideas like THAT, it’s time for ABC to step in and remind America whose opinions really matter and who’s really supposed to be in charge. And therein lies this season’s twist: ABC has chosen two potential Bachelorettes and recruited twenty-five dudes to decide, according to Chris Harrison, “which one will make the best wife.”
So in tonight’s premiere, Britt Nilsson, a Hollywood waitress/model/actress who sponsors kids in poor countries and may or may not shower, and Kaitlyn Bristowe, a sarcastic Canadian dance instructor with a penchant for rapping, will awkwardly pretend to be besties while competitively flirting with the same group of guys and secretly hoping the other girl faints, farts, or falls on her face.
Before we get to enjoy all of that, though, we get to meet the 25 men who will decide who the Bachelorette will be – I’ve gathered their photos, highlights from their ABC bios, a couple of fun tidbits from around the internet, and absolutely zero spoilers below!
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