Bachelorette Recap Week 10: The Men Tell Very Little


It’s time for the Men Tell All! Andi, brace yourself for confronting a room full of your exes. Men, gear up to argue endlessly over essentially irrelevant topics. Live audience members, stretch those facial muscles – we’re gonna need you to pull some seriously shocked faces soon! And readers, check the Meet Andi’s Men post to refresh your memory – there are a lot of guys here you’re probably not going to recognize!

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Bachelorette Recap Week 9: Parting is Such Fantasy Suite Sorrow


It’s the final countdown, y’all! This week’s three overnight dates are full of euphemisms, one-sided confessions of love, and a borderline-uncomfortable avoidance of the fact that it’s all taking place within three nights. We’re in the Dominican Republic, which Andi thinks is the “perfect place to be in love with one guy… at the end of this.”

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Bachelorette Week 8 Recap: Sliding into Home(towns)


It’s hometowns, y’all! Time for Andi’s journey to find love to take us to the farthest, most boring reaches of the good ol’ US of A, where Andi will meet four mens’ families and make everyone cry. This time around, the guys get to plan the dates – and they come up with some real doozies.

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Bachelorette Week 7 Recap: Awkward Silence is Golden


This week, the gang is in Brussels, where the stakes are high – if their national team beats us today… oh wait, no, sorry, uh, Bachelorette. Right. The stakes are high! Because Andi has to decide which four families she is going to meet, then judge, then potentially use as an excuse to dump a guy. So these six bachelors had better start dropping the L-word if they know what’s good for TV them!

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Bachelorette Week 6 Recap: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire


The eight gentlemen remaining on Andi’s journey to find love (check out “Meet Andi’s Men” if you want a refresher) are in Venice this week, and after the obligatory “most romantic city in the world” comments (paid for by the local tourism board), they meet Andi in the city for a surprising announcement. I guess Chris Harrison and the date card stationery got lost in transit, because this week’s first one-on-one date is starting right now!

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Bachelorette Week 5 Recap: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Make Out in the Kitchen


Alright, alright, so the blog this season has been about as lacking as Juan Pablo’s understanding of the English language. Let me use Andi’s favorite word and stahhhp you right there before you give me too hard a time – I promise I’ll be on my game the rest of this season! If you want to catch up, “Meet the Men” is updated with who’s taken a ride in the Reject Limo so far.

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Meet Andi’s Men

AndiAh, springtime. The weather’s warming up, the flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping… and the Bachelorette is back! Our favorite assistant district attorney Andi will be kicking off her season next Monday at a special time (9:30PM), and my brilliant mama will be handling the premiere recap on her own, as I’ll be cruising the Caribbean with no internet access – yes, my itinerary is based largely on past Bachelor episodes, and yes, I briefly considered canceling the trip when I found out it conflicted with the premiere.

For now, let’s take a look at the gentlemen looking to win Andi’s heart – or at least get some national exposure for their personal brand. The bios below are SPOILER-FREE and are based on extensive research (aka ABC’s bios and some internet sleuthing of my own):

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